What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What happened to your school bully?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

What are James Potter's flaws?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you been arrested or investigated?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.